shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

thank you dickbutt

thank you dickbutt

grawly:

when u have a bad day at school

image

dickbutt

you once sent me this to restore balance. but those times of the golden age are gone. i have lost followers. i need to remove a message from my inbox. just whn there is no hope, you dickbutt save me

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

noobtheloser:

Every day I inch perilously closer to just writing fan fiction. 

rammiel:

Fast & Furious: Tokyo-3 Drift

rammiel:

Fast & Furious: Tokyo-3 Drift

methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals


  • Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
  • Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
  • Government: *Is against abortion*
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.