officialbioware:

i think the people, particularly bandits and the like, of skyrim are the most resolute and unshakeable fuckers in skyrim

like they see a level 64 warrior dragonborn with fully legendary daedric armor and legendary daedric warhammer running at them full on and they look down to their steel sword and studded armor and think

"i’m going to fuck them up”

and if that’s not the most tenacious thing you’ve ever seen in a game then i’m fucking surprised

funky little bear


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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I don’t participate in school, I just sit there like

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How sexy is your name?

dredsina:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

dang i’m sexy

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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monetizeyourcat:

praggnificent:

"Straightmance." 

Ok. 

please refer to romance between heterosexuals by the proper term “straightmance” to avoid confusing it for normal romance

Y’all are all fake memers half of you have girlfriends and still participate in tfw no gf truly disrespectful

slayboybunny:

U don’t know that feel

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK


THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP


it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

the truth

assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK

THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP

it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

the truth

yungterra:

pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen

yungterra:

pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen

tikken:

caimanriseup:

Why not have bird con? Talk about favorite bird, watch bird, listen to best bird bands Will even feature actual bird

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nflstreet:

wish tumblr had a partner program like youtube so I can make 8 dollars a month reblogging pictures of anime girls

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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