typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

aphrosemary:

goldeentail:

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post

why is peach orange

that’s daisy you absolute bagel

aphrosemary:

goldeentail:

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis

It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post

why is peach orange

that’s daisy you absolute bagel

eclecticpandas:

Today I broke my record for the number of days I haven’t died. I plan on breaking it again tomorrow.

thesassymikasa:

punkvangelion:

holy shit

no you didn’t

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

sylvehun:

holy shit

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

gayindustrialcomplex:

Do you have battletoads

omgtsn:

ugh sorry i didn’t have time to clean

omgtsn:

ugh sorry i didn’t have time to clean

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game